59oz:

im too horny for the amount of sex im not having

(Source: 80st, via srat-tastic)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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Sorry sam

(via epic-humor)

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via handjob)

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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tulilipscrossing:

animal crossing is stupid

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(via animalcrossingcrazy)